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A Note on Privacy: We Store Nothing

May 30, 2026

We interrupt our regularly scheduled nonsense for one genuinely serious sentence: the phone number you enter never leaves your browser, and we do not store it anywhere. Not on a server, not in a database, not on a sticky note in Mission Control.

There is no tracking engine to feed, so there is nothing to keep. The trace is animation, the coordinates are invented, and the digits you type evaporate the moment you leave. We think a prank should be honest about the one thing that actually matters, and this is it.

If you like your reassurance in legal font, our privacy page says the same thing more slowly. Now back to pretending we run a satellite network.

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