Mission Control is thrilled to announce that Live Sat Tracker has been named Prank of the Year by a distinguished panel we are almost certain exists. The trophy is shaped like a satellite that isn't looking at anyone, which is the most accurate award we have ever received.
Judges praised our commitment to landing every gotcha on a warm, honest note and storing precisely nothing. One reportedly whispered wait, so it never actually tracks the phone? Correct. That is the joke. That is the entire joke.
We would like to thank the geometry of orbital mechanics, our easing curves, and every friend who got got. Read the what-we-do explainer to see why the award is technically satire too.