Telemetry from Mission Control, which is to say our giddy inbox, confirms it: the reveal is the most-shared moment we have ever shipped. Users report an average of one gasp, one accusatory text, and one relieved you absolute menace per locate.
The format is now a certified group-chat classic. Someone shares the link, a friend enters a number, the orbital sweep does its dramatic thing, and then the gotcha lands and everyone remembers, warmly, that nothing was ever tracked or stored.
New to the bit? Point your victim, sorry, your friend, at the tracker and watch the nine most suspenseful seconds of their week. Reveal responsibly.