Sound the fictional klaxon: Live Sat Tracker has now performed over one million locates. To be clear, the correct running total of phones actually located remains a proud, unbroken zero. We keep both numbers on the wall at Mission Control for balance.
Every one of those million traces ended the same way, with a reveal and a reassurance that nothing was tracked and nothing was stored. A million punchlines, delivered. A million friends, briefly convinced, then relieved.
Here's to the next million pranks. If you have not contributed to the counter yet, the tracker is standing by, satellites politely not looking at anyone.