Big infrastructure news from Mission Control: our imaginary constellation now offers full theatrical coverage across 240-plus countries and territories. Since we track no one, expanding to everywhere required no rockets, no ground stations, and no meetings, which is our favourite kind of expansion.
Wherever your friends are, the trace will confidently pretend to find them, then cheerfully admit it did not. Coverage is total, accuracy is zero, and honesty remains one hundred percent. We are very proud of that last number.
Curious how a service that locates nobody can cover everybody? It is easier than it sounds. Our how-it-works page explains the delightfully empty plumbing.